1.Ministry of Mayhem
Woke up, same clothes from
last night or the night before
Smashed up my alarm clock
But it still ringing on the
bedroom floor
My brain tells me
Go back to sleep
something is happening
planet ministry is calling
Get up (get up) join in (join in)
it's time to pump up the volume
CHORUS
Wake up to Ministry of Mayhem
(Ministry of Mayhem)
It's non- stop punk rock
hurricane AM
(Ministry of Mayhem)
Dogs are barking, neighbours
howling, we can her a thing
So wake up to the Ministry of Mayhem
Kaos is ruling
Invading robosapiens
Holly, you're looking fit, won't
you let me be your superman
Feels like i've been hit by a train
Something is happening
planet Ministry is calling
get up (get up) join in (join in)
it's time to pump up the volume
REPEAT CHORUS
Think i'm going just a
little bit crazy
Dr Helmet been
experimenting on me
Better than double vision
Triplets on the television
Little Rays chasing me for
breaching the security
just another Mayhem saturday
REPEAT CHORUS
Hey, hey, here we go now
na-na-na, na-na-na, ho!
(Ministry of Mayhem)
it's the Ministry of Ministry of Mayhem
2.Lock Up Ya Daughters
She was his only daughter
He would do anything for her
She was the apple of his eye
Now she's a teenage rebel
Out late and getting in trouble
And he can't stop her, but he tries
I met her at a club on Wednesday
Took her out to a date on Friday
He was waiting at the door to say
'Don't you come round here no more!'
Chorus
I'm gonna get it on with your daughter
Can't stop us going tonight
I'll be waiting at the window for her
You won't win
I know that you know that she knows that you better
Lock up your daughter tonight
He told her she was grounded
She looked at him, dumbfounded
But knew he'd never get his way
Lock the windows, chain the doors
I don't know why it never worked before
She's gonna meet me anyway
He thinks she's tucked up in bed
She's waiting with the light off instead
All dressed up, ready to go
When he wakes up she'll be gone
Chorus
Shouldn't worry about
Her going out
Don't be a fool
We're not at school
Don't lock up your daughter
Lock up your daughter
Lock up your daughter tonight
Lock up your daughters tonight
3.Calender Girl
I can see them everyday,
there on my wall now,
and when the girls come out to play,
i'm never alone now,
I can help myself to any month
on any day now
and i convinced myself that they'd pick me
if i met them some day
Since i met you
the months are changing
these girls wont do
(chorus)
Better than miss january
fitter than miss frbruary
girl you make me hotter than july (oh, oh)
August right through to november,
you're my cooled down miss december,
you're my world,
you're my calender girl
I first saw you back in may
you knew my sister
and i would bug you everyday
by taking your picture
and i convinced myself that you're not feeling the same way
but on a friday night in june you said
throw the calender girls away
since i met you
the months are changing
these girls wont do
(chorus)
Better than miss january
fitter then miss february
girl you make me hotter than july(oh, oh)
august right through to november
you're my cooled down miss december
you're my world
you're my calender-
-girl
Your much safer than the others
girl
cos now im not caught by my mother
(chorus)x2
(end of 2nd chorus)
you're my world
now your my calender
you're my world
now you're my calender
you're my world
now you're my calender girl
4.EX-GIRLFRIEND
Mum and dad left Friday night
They trusted me to be alright
But I had friends of my own
I waited till they were out of sight
Rang around, party at mine
Didn't think you'd show
But every time I saw you
You were flirting with some other guy
From the bedroom to the kitchen
Please tell me why, ex-girlfriend
She's here again
To try and make out with my friends
She's flirting, it's hurting me
Can't stop my stupid jealousy
One o'clock I'm seeing double
Later on there will be trouble
If this carries on
I make a move on your best friend
To make you notice me again
But it felt so wrong
But when I kissed her
I still saw you dancing with some other guys
I wish you'd stayed at home tonight
Ex-girlfriend she's here again
To try and make out with my friends
She's flirting and it's hurting me
Can't stop my stupid jealousy
So she's looking right at me
With a finger to direct me
To the bedroom and she looks so good
And I'm trying to resist her
But she knows that I miss her
And I still want to kiss her
I'm not dumb
I'm not dumb
Ex-girlfriend is this the end
Or are we going to make amends
She's flirting and it's hurting me
Can't stop my stupid jealousy
Ex-girlfriend is this the end
Or are we going to make amends
She's flirting and it's hurting me
Can't stop my stupid jealousy
5.Miss you
I screwed up
you found me out
My libido went on walkabout
and you know that i'd be lying though my teeth again
If i said that i was nearly on my feet again
I'm trying to convince myself
I don't feel a thing
CHORUS
'cause i miss you more than i can say
and i think about you everyday
I don't want to sleep with dirty girls tonight
I want you back and that's a fact
Want you back, that is that
I don't want to sleep with dirty girls
I miss you
You've got class
And she's just trash
she's got a slipknot tattoo on her ass
So tell me what's a growing boy supposed to do
Facing all the changes that i'm going through
And trying not to feel the way i feel
CHORUS
Not the dirty girls
I miss you
I'd be lying if i said that i was happy now
I'd be lying if i said i didn't care
and i wake up every morning feeling bad 'cause your not there
'cause i miss you more than i can say
and i think about you everyday
should have known that you weren't like the dirty girls
and i want you back and that's a fact
Want you back, that is that
I don't want to sleep with dirty girls tonight
I miss you
Not the dirty girls
I miss you
Not the dirty girls
I miss you
not the dirty girls
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